WEATHER is not the same thing as CLIMATE

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I love the comedian/commentator Bill Maher.

Great article here in the Huffington Post today.

Here’s a few extracts, but do read the whole thing.

… now English people don’t believe in global warming either. I thought the English were smarter than that. The home of Newton and Darwin. I can’t believe we let these people build our exploding oil platforms.

…Even scarier is why people have stopped thinking global warming is real. One major reason pollsters say is we had a very cold, snowy winter. Which is like saying the sun might not be real because last night it got dark. And my car’s not real because I can’t find my keys.

…We shouldn’t decide everything by polling the masses. Just because most people believe something doesn’t make it true. This is the fallacy called argumentum ad numeram: the idea that something is true because great numbers believe it. As in: Eat shit, 20 trillion flies can’t be wrong.
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Building a home for the family…the foundations

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I’m still reading aloud.

For your edification: pix 1 shows the view from my front door. Note the bamboo in the pot.

Pix 2 shows what’s happening in the pot.

This is two days work from – I suspect – a pair of Yellow-vented Bulbuls. Will keep you posted as to the progress of the building work.
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When you need a break from writing…

…you can always rely on the tropics for a diversion.

I am at the moment reading my book aloud. That’s right, aloud. To myself. From a printout, which I correct as I find all the mistakes I never saw when reading silently. A ton of them, in fact. And when I get hoarse, I take the corrections and put them in the digital copy on my computer. (Have you any idea how long it is going to take me to read aloud 600 pages? No, I thought not. This is day 3 and I have done a mere 28,500 words.)

Anyway, here it is 11pm and along came a diversion, to sit on the edge of the laptop lid, and then on my dictionary cover, finally on my arm… while my husband and I scrambled to take pictures.




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Anyway, here I have no idea what it is, but it stood tiptoe on its pointy little feet, long-legged, two antennae thrust forward like horns, beady eyes, wings disproportionally long like a glider, body squat like a flea.

I think I’ll go to bed.
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What were they thinking…?

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One of the scary things about being a grown up is realising that you sometimes know more than people who are supposed to know more than you do. Like Prime Ministers or Presidents, and politicians in general. I mean, we elect them to be wise on our behalf, right? (Ok, I know that half of you are now rolling round the floor cackling with cynical laughter. But I’ll say this anyway.)

I don’t mean knowing more with hindsight, either. I mean when you are sitting there watching a train wreck in progress and you’re saying to yourself, “What were they thinking? Are they daft?”

And that’s what I was asking myself looking at the spectacle of Israel going after a flotilla of tubs and yachts loaded down with activists on their way with aid to break the siege of Gaza, aka Gaza blockade.

Firstly, when you use helicopters and warships and commandos to board vessels loaded down with unarmed civilians in international waters, that’s either piracy or a declaration of war. It makes all owners of ships…i.e. just about every country in the world … nervous.

Secondly, it’s especially silly when the main ship you board is Turkish, and Turkey is your only Muslim sort of friend. Got news for you, Israel. They aren’t your pal any longer.

Thirdly, yeah, afterwards you can say, but they attacked us first!! But it kinda makes you look silly, y’know? There ain’t no footage of that pleasure yacht breaking out the torpedoes. All you’ve got is some pictures of a ship being boarded by armed masked commandos with guns, and being attacked by a few guys on board who got mad and retaliated. The death toll tells you who had the guns.

Fourthly, the 6 or so boats in the flotilla were loaded with hundreds of activists as well as 10,000 tons of supplies for a battered, imprisoned land. The thing about activists is that they want to draw attention to themselves and their cause. Do you know, I had no idea this flotilla existed – until you attacked them and killed some of them. Now I know. So does the whole world. And guess whose side we’re all on?

Fifthly, doesn’t anyone in Israel remember Exodus 1947? Didn’t any of them think it might stir up a deja vu in which they end up looking like the bad guys this time? Are they insane??

Sixthly, latest reports say that over 600 people on board the boats are now detained indefinitely in jail in Israel, with no access to anyone. That’s right. Sounds like piracy asnd kidnapping doesn’t it? Remind you of Somalia anyone?

Yep, lovely bit of “Let’s get the whole world to hate us.” Great job, Israel.

I’d like to think this bit of idiocy – for which a number of people lost their lives – will lead to some sense re Gaza. Instead I see such brainlessness that I doubt the present Israeli Government has a brain in their collective heads.

Now, if I were a Palestinian, I would act like an angel for next few months and make the most of the priceless publicity I had just been granted.

But I wonder, are they going to have the brains that Israel lacked?
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Whew.

Sent off the MS to two publishers and agent. Stormlord’s Exile is at the moment a few thousand words shorter than the other two.

Now the nail-biting begins. Will they shriek in despair and tell me start all over again??

Am still polishing while awaiting input, which might be several weeks away yet.

And I am looking around to decide what I should do with my supposedly spare time. Answer emails? Revamp my website? Clean the house? Wash the windows? Get my business files in order? Start the next book? Catch up on some reading? Catch up on socialising? Sleep? Exercise? Take some more photos of Four-Lined Tree Frogs that sit on my clothes line and periodically scare the bejeezus out of me by plonking dinner plate feet on my face or skull?

Actually, he’s small enough to sit on the palm of my hand, and last night he was sitting on the veranda basking in the sunset light, hence the lovely gold colour. And he has the most glorious bronze eyelids that no photo does justice to.

So, what should you ask an author??

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I’m busy cleaning up the MS for Stormlord’s Exile, if you are wondering about the dearth of posts lately. Almost there. And once it is done, do I sit back basking in the light of my great literary achievement …?

  1. Ha. Just because I submit the thing doesn’t mean it’s finished, not by a longshot.
  2. Or, for that matter, that it is a great literary achievement.
  3. There are 400 emails in my inbox needing attention.
  4. There are 300 days of housework not done.
  5. My agent is already asking for the outline of the next one.

And if you need to know what to ask an author in an interview, read this very funny compilation by numerous authors. I had no idea John Banville would be so gloriously combative…

Advance read anyone?

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It’s not often you the reader get a chance to have in your hand a completed, polished book 4 or 5 months in advance of publication. The real deal, not a beta-read copy. Plus receiving the two previous books in the series.

No, not mine. But you might like to check this fun competition out at Celine (Moorehawke) Kiernan’s website.

Wow, really?

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“Three-quarters of readers are not aware of the Amazon Kindle. Three in every five have never even heard of a Sony Reader. The vast majority of consumers (68%) are unlikely or dead set against buying an e-book reader.”

Wow. These are the results of a UK online survey of readers. Also:

“Surprisingly perhaps, it is not the youngest readers who are most interested in the idea of an e-reader: it is 41–60-year-olds.”
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“Fans of serious non-fiction and science fiction are generally most positive about innovative products in general. However, crime fans are most interested in e-readers, and romance and celebrity biography fans in mobile phone-readable books and netbooks.”

Interesting stuff. Click on the link above for more.

And below: one of those liquid gold sunsets, from my kitchen window. Ok, so probably a result of pollution, but it sure was pretty.

Book Covers: Poll results – your preference

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For those of you you who didn’t read the Guardian article on book covers, it said booksellers (who sometimes influence publishers in their choice of cover) think that generic mass-market-appeal covers outsell more offbeat covers or striking covers (and this is not just for sf/f books either). The article indicated that what matters is not the actual accuracy of a cover re the story within, but rather that it implies the general type of story – even when it may be quite inaccurate as to theme and atmosphere.

Remember, the question was: which cover would make you pick up the book with a view to buying? In other words, which cover piques that initial interest… The Guardian article suggests that browsers spend a mere .8 of a second glancing at the cover.


And the runaway winner is: Harper Voyager Australia! With artwork by Greg Bridges, design by Gayna Murphy, the cover won an industry award. 61% of you would pick up this book.

The cover is quite truthful: the book is a peek at an island world, there are ships and a bird is important. There is swordplay and sea creatures. In fact the porthole effect is a clever comment on the framing of the story – an outsider, an ethnographer, comes to record the life story of a swordswoman. He’s a bit of a biased fellow and sees everything through his rigid point of view and completely misses the thrust of much of her tale.

Second was the German cover from Blanvalet. I don’t yet know who the artist is, as I have not yet received the actual book.

Very generic indeed. Lovely design and colour and atmosphere to it, but doesn’t tell you much about the story except that swords and magic is involved. There is no magical staff in the book. And I don’t think there were any cloaks either, but cloaks are very much the in-thing at the moment. It’s not clear if the central figure is a man or a woman.

39% of you would pick this one up. (Remember that those taking part in the poll had the option of picking up more than one title.)

Only a little way behind the German translation above, was this French translation from Pygmalion.36% of you would pick this one up.

Also generic, but it captures more of the essence of the story than the German cover. The heroine does carry a very special sword. The reflection on the sword shows islands and ships, and the background is a manuscript – the scientific reports of the ethnographer, perhaps.

The artist was Alain Brion.


Next is another French cover, from J’ai Lu, a little retro in design. The artist is Arnaud Cremet.

15% of you would pick this one up. It is the first to definitely have a go at portraying the main character, Blaze Halfbreed, who is a brown-skinned islander swordswoman. I did not envision her dressed this way, though…

The background shows a map of an island and navigational aids.


Then comes the U.S. Ace (Penguin) with this representation of Blaze by Scott Grimando and design by Annette Fiore. 5% of you would pick this one up. And every single review it garnered complained that the cover was at complete odds with the feel of the story. Yes, there was a sea creature that could be ridden, but there was something about the half-clad woman in that pose that really rubbed readers up the wrong way.

And last, the Russian cover. I can’t tell you the artist because I can’t read the cyrillic lettering. Very generic, does show the importance of swords and magic in this story, and there was an elderly man who died.

A bit ironic though, seeing as one of my aims with The Aware was to tell a story that had NONE of the usual tropes apart from swords: no horses and no quests/journeys being at the top of the list. The whole book is set on a small treeless island with one town. There were no pterodactyls, either. Or armour.

This cover didn’t do too well with you all, even though it is arguably the most generic of all. It garnered one vote.

The limitations of the poll? There were only 63 people replying, and probably a majority were influenced by having read the book first. Still, it’s interesting to see what intrigued most.

Thank you for replying!
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Cover pix


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Remember to vote on the cover poll for The Aware – one more day.

And this Guardian article may interest you if you haven’t already read it, on what really counts when it comes to a publisher’s decision about a cover picture. “There are some superb designers and jackets out there, covers that need even less than 0.8 seconds for a book buyer to pick them up. But retailers’ natural conservatism will mean they always err on the side of the generic…”

And here’s my cover photo for the day: Husband and his sister all dressed up on Saturday night for a fancy black-tie do, which I declined to go to. (See what I forgo in order to write a book?)