Weird, disastrous and encouraging stuff…

Weird first.
A Malaysian supposed-to-be-Muslim woman has been send to jail for apostasy. For two years.

I am mystified why religious idiots think one has a choice about belief. One believes, or one doesn’t. You can’t suddenly force yourself to believe, for example, that the moon is made of green cheese, simply because someone says you must; any more than a devout person will suddenly disbelieve in God because he has been told he must.

The only thing you can do – which thousands upon thousands of so-called Muslims do across the world – is lie about your lack of belief so you don’t get punished. (And from what I can see, in the US, if you are standing for an elected government position and you are an atheist, you’d better lie or you can say goodbye to winning. After all, we all know that atheists cannot possibly be upright, decent, honest citizens…)

I may think the Malaysian lady is a bit daft (her beliefs border on the bizarre – the cult she belonged to had links to a giant teapot sculpture…), but I admire her principles. Would I go to jail for a belief? I doubt it. I’d just lie like mad.

Disastrous second.
My computer keeps on slooooooooooooooooooowing down. And I mean SLOW. Press one key and wait up to a minute for it to react. Only cure is to close down (which takes approximately half an hour) and reboot. During one of these annoying episodes, it failed to save my work properly – and I lost a huge chunk of Rogue Rainlord. I didn’t notice and blithely OVERWROTE my good backup copies with the corrupted one. Clever, clever, Glenda. Fortunately I did have a print out. Now I am having to retype.

Encouraging third.
The Shadow of Tyr (Orbit UK) has gone to reprint. Nice.

SWANCON:47th Australian National Science Fiction Convention.

Two weeks more and I am off to Perth for Swancon.
Check out the website here.
This is a first for me – first time I have been a guest at a con – at any convention or conference, in fact. (Although once I did help to organise an international conference.)
You can have no idea how much I am looking forward to this.

And it’s not too late to buy a membership and turn up, ok?

I shall be giving a workshop entitled: “From an Idea to a Publishable Book: Avoiding Beginner’s Mistakes” – open to con goers.

Reading if you want to be a writer


Here in the KL, there is an independent bookstore called Silverfish. It has a great site and newsletter you can subscribe to.
Here, the owner Raman – renowned for his blunt speaking – talks about a parent wanting to turn his offspring into another JK Rowling.

Part of the conversation he had with said parent went like this:
Then he said, “Unless you are deaf, dumb and blind, everyone knows how much money JK Rowling makes.”
Oh God! Not another one!

“How many JK Rowlings are there?”
“One.” He looked puzzled.
“What is the population of the world?”
“I don’t know … several billions.”
“So, the chances of your daughter becoming another JK Rowling is one in several billions. Now, if you go downstairs and buy a lottery, the chances of you winning the first prize is one in three million. Wouldn’t that be much better? Anyway your daughter has not even started writing.”

Raman, I sympathise. I also have come across people who think they want to be writers, yet hardly ever read, and hardly ever write. It’s weird.

And if any of those people are reading this blog (which I doubt) – take a look at the sidebar on the left, down at the bottom. There is a list of the books I have read since January 1st. And bear in mind that I have a “real” job, plus I write at least one book a year.

There are 10 books on that list, many of them with over 400 pages. That’s more than one book a week. And I am no speed reader, either, alas.

  • 4 of them are science fiction/fantasy.
  • 3 others are non-fiction.
  • 3 are so-called “literary” fiction.
In other words, I read widely. I don’t confine myself to just the kind of books I write.

Why do I read?

  • For enjoyment and entertainment.
  • For knowledge.
  • To learn more about my craft.
  • To support the industry (I buy most of the books I read).

If you want to be a writer, the first thing you have to do is read. A lot.
The second thing is write. A lot.
The third thing is support the industry by buying books.

Sounds elementary, right? You’d be surprised.

A bargain if you live in Australia

If you live downunder, Feist’s “Wrath of a Mad God” is just released. If you drop into a Dymock’s bookshop, you should be able to get a real bargain – it is being wrapped together with “Heart of the Mirage“, at – I think – a two-for-the-price-of-one bargain.

So how about it? Go on, make me happy…and then make me happier still by buying the other two books in The Mirage Makers trilogy: The Shadow of Tyr and Song of the Shiver Barrens.

I don’t think you’ll regret it, honest.

Milk gets more reviews than my books…

{This via the blog Making Light.}

Usually my look at weird stuff has a sad edge to it. This one just cheered me up no end, even though the milk really does get more reviews – mostly good ones too – than any book of mine ever will!!

My confidence in the human race is restored.
There really are folk out there just as warped as me…
And I love them all.

Do go and check out the reviews at Amazon.com for a gallon of Tuscan Whole Milk.

Sea Cucumber


Just in case you wanted to know what sea cucumbers look like – live ones. (They were lifted out of the water briefly for the photo shoot).

And these things are delicacies?? They look like over-sized well-fed leeches…

About 15 cm (6″), but they can stretch themselves into a slim 30 cm too.

Today was electric shock torture day…

…I went for a nerve conduction test. Which basically means getting wired up to a machine and being shocked. Repeatedly.

Why? Because I have no feeling in part of my hand and 2 fingers. It has been like that for months, but I have had a hard time convincing doctors to take this seriously.

I have a feeling that time is now over.

The torture* revealed “near absence of left ulnar sensory action potentials” – which translated means (I think) pretty much what I have been saying for months. I can’t feel a damn thing in 2 fingers. Now I have to go for MRI to find out why I have “ulnar nerve palsy”. Good news is there’s nothing wrong with my motor strength. I just drop things cos I can’t feel them – and forget about typing with my little finger…

*Ok, so it was pretty mild, if kinda creepy.

The Pecking Order

It seems that writers aren’t the only creative folk with a pecking order of respectability. Singers also have one. (Via Russell Kirkpatrick’s blog.)

With writers, we have the authors of “literary” works (whatever that may mean) at the top and romance and fantasy somewhere down at the bottom. Some science fiction writers class their works waaaay above that of fantasy. There is one very famous sci fi writer who at cons – when told by an author that they write fantasy – is wont to say “What a waste”.

Now it seems that the diva Dame Kiri Te Kanawa is stepping on a few toes by insulting a young NZ singer who dares to a) be popular and b) use a mike. She describes Hayley Westenra – who sings light classics and sometimes her own songs – as ‘a fake who will not last’, who is ‘not in my world and never will be.’

‘I’ve had a 40-year career,’ she said, ‘but these people, two or three years and they’re gone.’

I find it astonishing how patronising and petty some people at the top can be, in blatant contrast to how helpful and kind others are. Fortunately – the sci fi writer above being an exception – I seem to encounter more of the latter.