Oh, for a camera in my hand at the right time… Yesterday I was pulled up at a set of lights with a motorbike rider in front of me. So I started to read the back of his t-shirt.
There was a whole list of “Dont’s” obviously aimed at young adults, scribbled in red print on a black background. Probably locally manufactured.
It started off pretty much as one would expect:
No smokingNo drinkingNo lying
The next one though had me smiling at someone’s trouble with the English language:
It was the next, though, that had me doubled up over the steering wheel with laughter, as I don’t think it said quite what they meant. Unfortunately after that, the lights changed and I never did get to read the rest of the list. Pity, I am sure there must have been some more wonders there. And the one that I thought was so funny?
No free sex