My printer is in Kota Kinabalu.
My Oxford 2 volume Dictionary is in Kuala Lumpur.
My thesaurus is in Kota Kinabalu.
My book group is in Kuala Lumpur.
My telescope is in Kota Kinabalu.
My library is in Kuala Lumpur.
My hair dryer is in Kota Kinabalu.
The clothes I want to wear are always in the other place.

And the friends I want to see,
come to Kuala Lumpur when I am in Kota Kinabalu,
or come to Kota Kinabalu when I am in Kuala Lumpur.

And yes, Hrugaar, this one is for you.

AAARGH!